Hiptard

"One who is a hiptard" from HIP-ster and re-TARD :: A disparaging variant of hipster; a retarded hipster.

noun, Recently-settled urban middle class adults and older teenagers with interests in non-mainstream fashion and culture, particularly alternative music, indie rock, independent film, magazines such as Vice and Clash, and websites like Pitchfork Media. In some contexts, hiptards are also referred to as scenesters.

The largest concentration of hiptards has been found in the San Francisco bay area where they are found riding fixies and drinking PBR at bars with oversized messenger bags, if the hiptard is wearing pants only one cuff can be seen rolled up; and a keychain or any sort of large key holder is visibly attached to a belt hoop.

converse of object age: "Everyone needs to show ID to buy beer at a gig, even an aging Hiptard like myself." modifies a noun :: jeans: "I really can't get to grips with these hiptard jeans."

SAMPLE HIPTARD CONVERSATION:

Hiptard # 1: "Hey dude let's ride our fixies down Valencia Street to the bar."

Hiptard # 2: "Meet me outside we'll lock both our bikes with my U-lock." *gets PBR out of messenger bag and hands one to his friend*

Hiptard #1: "Word, bro." *uses own keychain bottle opener attached to his jeans to open it"

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