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What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark
Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap
When you get an irritable itch on the middle of your hand but cannot scratch it
*starts eating hand
-Dude what are you doing???
-Robert Rojas
-Thats kinda sus lowkey...
What pilots yell when they have collided with a flying house.
"Madiah Madiah we are going down"
A term used for when a body part or appendage has gotten stuck inside a Pringles can
- Guys I Chris Edwards my foot
Dom Torreto-I don't got friends. I got Family
*Woooaaaahhhaaaaaoooooo WOOOAAAAAHHHHHOOOOHOHOOOO
hhheeeeeeeiiiiiiiihhhheeeeeiiiiheeiiheeeeheeeeheee
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A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.
-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!
-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up
-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue
-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc
Fisher Price is a brand of little toys, particularly cars. Fisher Church is where adult religious leaders purchase their sweet rides.
-WOAH IS THAT THE POPEMOBILE???
-YEA HE GOT IT FROM FISHER CHURCH