Linsey

A stereotypical name for Ashkenazi, fair-skinned, Jewish women who tends to live in warm-weather states.

Linseys are yolo believers. In fact, they even say "yolo" quite often right before they are about to do something risky. And Linseys are BIG risk takers so they say it a lot. A Linsey is a shy, private and guarded person, so much so that she can seem unapproachable to a suitor at a nightclub; however, you give a Linsey an Aperol Spritz or two, and you could be making out at the bar by night's end. This is one of the few times a Linsey will make the first move.

Linseys are loyal af, but if you do them wrong, you eventually become a Felicia. Linseys also like to be pampered and are oft seen with bougie dogs that draw attention for their cuteness. Other characteristics include (but are not limited to):

Free-spirit daters--no rules.
Owning lots of white things. Pants, couches, dogs, carpets, countertops, etc.

They are very social beings; you cannot quarantine a Linsey, no matter the pandemic.
A linsey likes a bargain. Most have a Costco membership.
Styling is classy casual with a heavy concentration of white denim, chambray and black.
You will never see a Linsey in Chevy. Ever.
It's rare to see a dark-haired Linsey. Most are naturally or unnaturally blonde.

Girl A: (shows pic) So I got a date with this chick from Ok Cupid. Was thinking about taking her to Cheesecake Factory.

Girl B: (looks at pic): Dude, she's a Linsey. Do not take her there.

Girl A: ok. Hey can I borrow a hundred dollars? I'll pay ya back.

Girl Friend A: Yeah went out with this chick last night. It was so good.
Girl Friend B: Nice. She hot?
Girl Friend A: Um yes. She's a total Linsey. We made plans for the rest of the week.

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