Chef

1) Gordon Ramsey

2) The annihilation of a absolute twat of a human being

3) Bread with a bit of cheese

“Finna chef that chef because I want his chef!”

Innit fam

Innit fam (no meaning only Peckham)

Innit fam

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Nifty Cunt

1) Words in which one exclaims in anger when a twat faced little prick does something which gets on mans nerves styl.

2) A woman’s vagina that stinks of absolute fish piss mixed with a few std’s.

Dad: Your mother is a nifty cunt!

Son: Yes tbf papà she did have a huge nifty cunt on her.

Dog: Woof woof! Rawr! **Performs jingua on fish**

3,000 miles

Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.

“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”

Jingua

The penetration of the nostrils.

Johnny: What form of sex shall we execute?

Lana: We should do jingua!