Silverback

a derogatory term made popular amongst USAF Security Forces members. SILVERBACK is used to describe certain Senior Non-Comissioned Officers who exhibit the following character traits...

1. Ignorance.

2. Severe mental retardation.

3. Over-exposure to Newport cigarettes and Colt .45 malt liquor.

4. Primate intelligence.

5. Forget the last one. I mean not to disrespect primates.

6. The mental capacity of a WELCOME MAT.

7. Again, disregard last. Allow me to apologize to the WELCOME MATs.

8. Consistantly and proudly displays the "do as I say and not as I do" attitude.

9. Has never been on a REAL deployment, yet tells subordinates who have deployed that they need to do their part.

10. Any subordinates a SILVERBACK has most likely wishes him dead.

SILVERBACK: "How ya'll doin'? Where's yo' AIRMAN'S MANUAL?"

Airman 1: (whispering): "Look at this crunchy-black mother fucker. Why is he such an asshole?"

Airman 2: (whispering): "I don't know. It's not like he's done anything since he's been in. He's never even been to the AOR."

Airman 1: "SILVERBACK MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

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