Dirty Dayton

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)

Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.

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Hailey

Hailey: (proper noun)

A very sweet, yet feisty person who enjoys life… they love laughing and having fun. Hailey will bring a smile to anyone’s face when they are sad. Hailey’s biggest problem in life is what color to color her hair next! She will forever be changing her hair to stay spunky and adventurous. There’s never a dull moment when Hailey is around. Hailey’s best friend is almost always someone who starts with the letter K. Hailey’s are some of the most beautiful and kind souls, they will walk into a crowded room and shine bright like a diamond.

“I wish I was as beautiful as Hailey.”

Can you just act like Hailey please? She’s so kind!

Tweaking Steven

Tweaking Steven: often used when someone is high on crytstal meth, meaning “delusional “ or “disconnected from reality “ often they are also extremely paranoid and create imaginary relationships with people who aren’t real. Probably borderline schizophrenic and often have a low IQ…

“Damn, he’s tweaking Steven tonight! He is up in the tree yelling at a crow that he knows the crow was planted there to gather intel”

“Don’t go in public man, you’re tweaking Steven”
So sad that tweaking Steven is homeless due to his lack of intelligence

Kaybri

Kaybri: (noun) means, radiant and rare. Can also represent someone bold and un afraid to be themselves. When a Kaybri enters the room her presence is strong and felt by all . So many people crave the energy Kaybri radiates.

“Why can’t I have that kind of confidence, I wish I was Kaybri”
“Kaybri will be honest even if it hurts”

Attyana

Attyana: A headstrong, independent girl who does not need anything from anyone. She usually has a wall up around her true self, due to the fact she has seen what people are capable of. You can trust Attyana to hold your deepest secrets, you can rely on her to help you when in need. Once you have earned Attyana’s trust, don’t break it for she will hold a grudge forever. Very accident prone, and is very smart but in the same sense an airhead. Attyana is responsible and funny and you are lucky to have her in your life so do not betray her…..her scorn is dangerous and she will get revenge.

Attyana’s has such a cute personality!

“Oh shit, she lied about Attyana and now Attyana is getting her revenge.”
Thank you Attyana, for being such a good friend and having my back.

Paundrinese

Paundrinese: foreign language only spoken by the elites of the light working stardusting tree huggers of this realm. Often used between traveling partners while they are in transition. You must first learn to speak Shandrinese, then learn how to speak Paulynese in order to level up to the ultimate foreign language. Only those with a higher ascending sense of self can truly master the art of Paundrinese.

Wow, those two are speaking Paundrinese! I wish I could learn.
To be truly enlightened you must learn Paundrinese.

Dirty Pauly

Dirty Pauly:the act of hanging your partner upside down a slide while their legs are wrapped around your shoulders so you can perform oral sex . When done correctly this often results in traumatic brain injury because one or both end up falling off the slide.

Guy: “ I think I’m gonna give you the old dirty pauly tonight.”
Girl: “Maybe I want to give you the dirty Pauly instead.”

-I want you to show me the dirty Pauly -

“I won’t ever be the same after The Dirty Pauly.”