ebola-head

The technical medical term for getting fellatio from a prostitute or someone with ebola.

Example 1:

"Dude, you just got a blow job from that hooker with hemorrhagic fever!"

"I know, but it was some great ebola-head..."

Example 2:

"Brah, let's fly to Liberia and get some ebola-head!"

"You're crazy, kook! Why the hell would we do that?!?"

"Brah, because they suck you off as if their life depends on it!"

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Full-Donald

Alternatively:

To have a hairdo like Donald Trump, completely devoid of any class or style; but still looks expensive.

"I'm diggin' Harry's new pompadour."

"Yeah... he's got a full-Donald goin' on!"

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fuckoff o'clock

What you say when someone asks you what time it is and you really could give a shit.

"Excuse me, kind sir. Would you please tell me what time it is? I am late for an appointment."

"Why sure! It's fuckoff o'clock!"

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