Shannon

Is always right. Never loses an argument. Gustav can prove that.

She Shannon'd this situation.

Luke

Luke is the type of guy who presents himself as a rather cheerful bloke, a faithful, hard-working husband and a loving father. A well-rounded man, if you ask me.

But in actual fact, he be a hoe. A two-faced hoe.

"Luke is hoe'ing out again."
"Luke is a cheating scumbag."
"Poor Luke, she put him through so much."