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When an older man is masturbating and his jizz is so dry it is a powdered substance like powdered sugar
The young girl got Shane so aroused, he shot powdered sugar everywhere.
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When a man has really bad gas and decides to have doggie-style sex with a woman. He then proceeds to jizz in her hair and place a towel or sheet over her head so she looks like a nun. He then farts in her face, making her look like an angry member of the church aka the angry nun
Heather was really depressed when she came home from her aunt's funeral, so I tried to make her feel better with an angry nun.
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When you are having sex with a female and right before you jizz in her face you yell "FREEZE" then shoot anyways.
Alyson almost jumped out of her shoes when I angry policemanned her.
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