Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

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Cell Hole

Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.

Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?

Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...

Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.