Smokin Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.

" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"

" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"

Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.

"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"