professie

the affectionate cute nickname for a hot professor that one has an crush on...

A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...

flexi-theist

People who swing between religious beliefs and/or atheism.

A: Wait, you're going to a Hindu mass? I thought you were Evangelical?

B: Yea, I go to both - I'm a flexi-theist!