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Scene Kid

Scene kids are awesome. We wear funky neon colors, and we layer tanks over long sleeved tees a lot. Graphic tees are a big part of our style, and our tees usually have something like Gir, Skelanimals, or Hello Kitty on them. Anything cute and childish is perfect. Tight band tees are a plus as well, especially if they're vintage. We also wear dark washed skinny jeans. The tighter the better. Ballet flats are cute, but I prefer Converse in assorted colors. Accessories include bright, noticeable earrings, jelly bracelets, fake beads and pearls, and any vintage/out there jewelry you can find. Hair is probably our most important feature. It MUST be dead straight. No curls, waves, or any hint of volume allowed. We tease it a lot, and then put things such as oversized neon bows and kiddie clips in it. Some people dye their hair neon colors or bleach it, but mine is naturally dark, and I never bothered to dye it. Coontails are also big in the scene community. You can get extensions, or you can bleach/dye your hair so you have them directly in your hair. Makeup is another thing us scene kids love. I usually use mascara, liquid eyeliner, black eyeshadow, and stick eyeliner, so my eyes are very smoky and black. Neon colors are accepted as well. Almost every scene kid has a Myspace. You must accept every single friend request you get. You must also go to tons of shows, and post pictures on your Myspace. Us scene kids are very, very conceited/vain. We know we look better than you. We know we are better than you, and we never fail to show it. We almost always think that people who aren't "scene" are unattractive and therefore we generally don't hang out with them. We're very goofy and fun, and contrary to popular belief, we don't cut, we're not depressed, and we're generally not rude or mean to people who don't bother us. Most of us dream of becoming a model, photographer, hair stylist, or some kind of artist. Modeling, photographing, and styling other people's hair are three of my main hobbies, and I love it. We'll get deeply offended if you call us emo, so don't. We will deny being scene as well, even though we totally are. We love anything bright, happy, cute, and fun. If you're SxE it means you don't drink, do drugs, etc. If you're HxC it means you do. (I'm SxE.) We use lots of scene lingo, such as "the sexx", "radd", and "stellar". We also have "scene names", which are alliterative names, such as Brooke Burnout or Tina Terror or Hannah Homicide. And finally, remember: You can never go wrong as long as you're original!

Scene Kid: OMG Look at that totally cute Hello Kitty necklace! It's thasexx!!
Other Scene Kid: Oh em gee yeah!! It's totally radd!! Let's totally get it!!
Both: *laughing hysterically as they run into the store*

by Shannon Suicide January 21, 2009

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