Shannon

A white stoner dude who plays guitar and jerks off simultaneously.

"Dayum dude did you see that guy at the nudist hippie colony? He must be a Shannon."

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Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.

Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.

Declan

To wear your birthday suit to your mother's funeral and spasm on her corpse like a fish out of water.

Guy 1:"Dude, did you see that guy at Cecilia's funeral?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude that was rank, can't believe he Declan'd her!"

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Pullin' a Feeney

Having such high levels of homophobia, that one looses their hair and spontaneously shits themselves in a fashion that would resemble the aftermath of having swallowed 47 laxatives.

Dude 1: "OH DUDE WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"
Dude 2: "OH GOD I DON'T KNOW BUT I THINK SOMEONE'S PULLIN' A FEENEY!!!"

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melonbomb

It is when a dump is of such a large proportion that it could flood china with shit

I just had a melonbomb. i think im going to cry

Carinza

A swanky gal ready to take ya load

Man that chicks crazy! She must be a Carinza!