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Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!
Well, this Coronavirus thing may last for some months yet; so you make sure you KSAW.
No Inclination To Sleep
I suffer with NITS. I just don't *want* ro sleep.
A police helicopter.
Geez! This copper'copter kept buzzing over my garden with a searchlight. It was like I had some f*cking terrorist holed up in my shed!
My colleague was so dull. I said "Dude, you really need to motilise yourself"
Neuronal Behavior Destabilization
What they said, and how they said it just gave me such NBD I couldn't believe it!
Likle a radiator, but involves the use of a cat. You plant your feline on the radiator, uit warms up (making it very happy), then you transfer the warmed cat to your lap; reap the benefits, then replace the cat on the radiator. Repeat the cycle as necessary.
I was so cold last night, that I stuck the pusskat on the rad in the front room for 10 mins, and Hey Presto! fully-charged Catdiator! My lap was comfily warm for the rest of the evening.