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Likle a radiator, but involves the use of a cat. You plant your feline on the radiator, uit warms up (making it very happy), then you transfer the warmed cat to your lap; reap the benefits, then replace the cat on the radiator. Repeat the cycle as necessary.
I was so cold last night, that I stuck the pusskat on the rad in the front room for 10 mins, and Hey Presto! fully-charged Catdiator! My lap was comfily warm for the rest of the evening.
A person who gets angry/frustrated shouts, and then bounces off, slamming the door behind them.
Oh God, this girl in lecture, the Prof said she was wrong. She argued, he argued back, she got up, headed for the door, and slammed it hard and loud behind her. Sooo shoutyslammy :-)
We used to have this goofball webitor - he couldn't get simple English right.
This guy was acting all big, so I said "why don't you JAFO!". He got the message...
In the same way as "selfie", an "arsie" is when you take a photo of your own butt.
Hey - that big mirror on your wall lets me get a great arsie!
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No Inclination To Sleep
I suffer with NITS. I just don't *want* ro sleep.
A police helicopter.
Geez! This copper'copter kept buzzing over my garden with a searchlight. It was like I had some f*cking terrorist holed up in my shed!