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splashback

The fear of your shit splashing the toilet's contents up on your ass.

I had to take a shit, so I went into the gas station bathroom, but I couldn't go for fear of splashback.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

14πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


vild

An abbreviation for 'Van I'd Like to Drive'

DAMN! Check out the bike rack on that vild, OH YEAH!

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


toilet ornament

Slang for shit/human waste.

Who laid this toilet ornament and didn't flush?

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003


billboard

Something you see on highways that shouts "please spray paint grafitti on me!"

I was doing fine until I crashed into that billboard.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003


lardbanger

One who has sex with a fat person.

Yeah my friend fucked that chick with four chins, what a lardbanger.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

18πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


ching ching

Used by people who can't afford to say "bling bling"

Man that newspaper costed some serious ching ching.

by Shaqburger July 2, 2003

51πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


turdtacular

The feeling you get when you take a huge shit.

After eating twenty-five donuts, the shit I took felt turdtacular.

by Shaqburger July 1, 2003