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Penalty Merchant

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant. So is Penaldo and Penandez. They are all examples of penalty merchants.

Prime Moments Giuseppe is a Penalty Merchant

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021

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Slime Trippin

Created by the Max-Prestige Slime Tripper, Joseph Petralito, Slime Trippin is a way to show respect to your peers.

Mason Farhat is also Slime Trippin

Joseph: Yo man, your Slime Trippin
Mason: Thanks bro, your also Slime Trippin

by Shaqiri Shaqiri June 20, 2022


Giuseppe

The single-most greatest and sexiest man alive. Will bang your mom with his 25 foot cock. Gets carded every game eve though he gets all-ball. Liverpool fan. Also is the worlds greatest midfielder. He is a SIIII Merchant. A version of Prime Moments Giuseppe

Guy 1: Giuseppe banged my mom

Guy 2: Giuseppe banged my mom as well

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021


Vaughn Lincetti

The Greatest Athlete that has ever walked the planet. His presence alone makes people shiver.

Vaughn Lincetti is incredible

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 24, 2021


Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021


Lincetti

The Mighty Lincetti>>>>>>>> Laurent's whole career

Lincetti is the best centre back of all time

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 18, 2021


Ngolo Kante

Ladies and Gentlemen......... It is matchday.

Water covers 70% of the earth. The other 30% is Ngolo Kante

Ngolo Kante won back his virginity

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021