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When a vacation involves so much partying, you can't remember the details'
"I went somewhere, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I remember."
"I went somewhere on vague-cation, I did some stuff, I drank a lot. That's all I really remember."
When a cougar drinks so many cosmos, she is ripe for taking to bed.
"That cougar over there -- she looks cos-gasmic. I'm going in for the kill."
The first anniversary from breaking up with an asshole where you go out and party.
"Today is my my one-year anti-versary of being away from that dick ex-husband of mine. Let's go celebrate."
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