Preston Eng

The hottest most muscular man I have ever seen in my very depressing life that I had before seeing him! He has biceps the size of a basketball and he’s only in 8th grade!! I just wanna seduce him with my implants!!!

Preston Eng just did 209 push-ups today!

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An Official Dead Game

A game that has 1,000 players or less on a consistent basis, is considered an official dead game. Fortnite, commonly known as a “dead game” by the degenerates.

Normal Person: *plays Fortnite*
Degenerate: *sees Normal Person playing Fortnite* OMG BRO FORTNITE IS SO DEAD, GET A LIFE!
Normal Person: Fortnite has over 1,000 players playing on a consistent basis, therefore it is NOT an official dead game.

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Quarantine Build

It’s like the sleeper build (where you are skinny until you flex your big muscles), but you only workout your right arm.

Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build

Omae wa mou shindeiru

A meme that makes me wanna say it in the bathroom at school. It means “You are already dead” and then the other dude says “NANI?!” Which means “WHAT?!” In Japanese.

Me yells in echoey bathroom at school: Omae wa mou shindeiru!
A Sevie: NANI?!
A Frog: REEeeeEeEeeeeeeeeeeeEeeE!!!!!

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