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An artificial substitute for a penis that features a vibrating shaft, heated tip and a most desirable thrusting action. "It was 4am, I was tired and I was horny!" she exclaimed in defence of her new purchase! A look of bemusement appeared on her lover's face as he opened the box. The Chinese webpage did not reflect the product's colour well in the images it presented and nor did it give colour options, allegedly.
Susie thought she was buying a Dylan, but in fact she received a Jamal. She went black and this time she did not send it back.
As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.
Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".
Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.
Non-binary gender for those who are sexually exclusive to women called Susie.
When completing the application form, Stuart was surprised to see only 'Male' and 'Female' sexualities. Stuarts obsession for one particular Susie made him a self-confessed Susiesexual.
To live the Pug-life is to "Pug-it", meaning to honour a partner's trust in you without waivering.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
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Verruca ve-ru-cee is arguably one of Italy's most picturesque cities. With its winding canals, striking buildings, and beautiful bridges, Verruca is a popular destination for travel. We highly recommend a "warts and all" tour of the city's Papilloma architecture.
Verruca is renowned for the production of socks by the same name, which protect the foot from various infections present in public places, especially when swimming.
Pictures of the Papules Canal in Verruca c.1960 are often found adorning the walls of bathrooms in small seaside lettings, usually made of wood. The proximity of these "sheds" to the "beach" can sometimes become a point of contention with visitors.
A blight of Irish ringworm has deterred many tourists from visiting the monolithic city of Verruca following an infamous school visit during the 1980s.
In any long distance relationship between lovers and following an evening of intimate chat, "let's sleep" signifies an intention to rest that is quickly overtaken by an act of intense masturbation.
Susie sent Stuart an intimate selfie from her bed. They wanted one another intensely, but it was late and they were miles apart. Knowing they both had work the next day, she encouraged him to rest saying let's sleep. A state of fluzziness ensued and moments later both Stuart and Susie were masturbating furiously such was their carnal desire for one another.
East Berlin delicasy that is delicatessen cured meat, typically salami, with heavily processed fromage and a sweet paprika crunch topping. Ingredients can typically be gotten from any local corner shop, prepared and warmed on a household radiator. A great accompaniment to a dry pastry and seaweed non sausage roll.
Amazingly, Susie managed to evade airport security and make the flight. After copious amounts of Jack Daniels, she was delighted when Stuart carefully prepared her Lays Plastiqué la Moose for supper.