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A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.
Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.
Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.
All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.
A hug that turns into a cuddle. Closely related to the fugg which is a hug that turns into a ... deeper level of intimacy.
Sharkey can I borrow your arms for a cugg please?
A term evolved after a conversation between two lovers discussing the unwanted resurgence of one of their ex partners; who seemingly simply refuses to go away. 'Pasticide' describes the feeling of frustration for the person who ended the relationship; but still must deal with their ex partner's presence in their life. It represents the inability to get rid of something toxic in your life from the past and the affect it has on the individual dealing with it.
By Sharkey and Bubbles Sat 26th March 2022
Everytime he's around it's like walking into a toxic mist from the past; like a pasticide.
It's the secure solid state after a period of uncertainty or insecurity; in which a woman fears may lose her man to another. Dunblipping is the realization that she never actually had anything whatsoever to worry about in the first place and all she had to do was have faith and keep trust. It is the awareness that his love for her is so strong that he never was distracted by another in anyway; his focus was always there. Dunblipping is when two people recognize their love is indestructible and cannot be destroyed and taken away. It's a celebration of two ligintos that are meant to be together and nothing now gets in their way. No fear, no mistrust - dunblipping.
Sharkey, I love you and I am done with blipping; I'm dunblipping.
An Olbas is someone who likes the smell of their partner, so much it really turns them on sexually.
Bubbles received the sexiest smelling work shirt from Sharkey which really turned her on; because he wore it for two days at work (also giving hell to staff as he wore it) thus making Bubbles an Olbas. Sharkey received a pair of Bubbles' panties which got him very hot under the collar and he loved how they smelt thus making him both a pervert and an Olbas. 𤣠Olbas originated from Sharkey's shirt smelling very faintly of eucalyptus
I'm an Olbas because I love the way my partner Sharkey smells and it gets me very aroused.
"Ma Belly" is a seemingly discretionary stage of sexy time between two lovers in a long distance relationship. A stage that may be skipped should one of the participants feel insufficient progress is being made. Sharkey told Susie to run the ice over her nipples and down between her breasts to which she replied, "You want me to shove the ice cube up inside me?" He immediately knew she'd turned her chuff into a chilled water dispenser. She had completely skipped Ma Belly.
You want me to rub it on Ma Belly?
A state of being which is feeling both exhausted and horny in equal measure and you don't know which one is going to win out. Obviously horny ultimately wins out but you don't know that when you're feeling so fluzzy.
Sharkey I'm feeling fluzzy... could you do all the donkey work tonight?