pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.

Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!