Shartnel

Shit when it explodes and sends shitlettes everywhere like shrapnel in 'nam.

Call the cleaning lady this bathroom is a casualty of war! There is shartnel everywhere!

Mongolian bagpipe

When a hairy throat singer throat sings around you marriage meat while also squeezing your testicular apparatus.

Bro idk what was happening the other night but the smelly hippie throat singer gave me a Mongolian bagpipe and I think im in love!