Values

A very dynamic set of beliefs that serve as a core tenant of political candidate campaigns, yet are not a reliable metric to determine a candidate's worthiness of office.

The term represents one or more beliefs in the candidate's belief system. A popular strategy is to campaign on strong core values while avoiding clearing defining what those values actually are.

Candidates typically avoiding defining their values and will typically deflect to another talking point. However, when cornered, candidates may attempt to define their values, but throughout the rest of the campaign they are free to add, edit, or remove any subset of their values for the sake of voter turnout.

Sarah Palin boasts about her small-town values, which include Christianity, pro-life, small government, being able to see Russia, giving shoutouts to elementary school classrooms during a televised debate, and allowing her daughters to throw massive parties, destroy property, and let innocent boys take the fall for their actions.

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bistec

An East Texas classic dish, originating in the small town of Hudson, Tx, and gaining popularity around Texas as the school alumni continue their career paths in various cities.

Bistec is served with los frijoles, la ensalada, Las tortillas, and El chile. Some variants see the chile replaced with postre.

A traditional serving of Bistec is concluded with helato de chocolate, flan, galletas, and bobones, followed with shots of tequila. All adults toast to the word "hip," pronounced "EEP!"

All Hudson alumni from the class of 1997 through 1999 are familiar with this dish, and it remains a favorite in their small, charming alumni community.

"Bistec. Bistec? Quiero, quiero, quiero El Bistec."

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Sherd

A pottery shard in Minecraft.

I found a pottery shard in Minecraft, but Mojang requires me to call it a sherd, so, I guess we’re calling it a “sherd” now. 🤷🏼 ♂️

Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"