Bauer

2 definitions found

1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.

2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice

Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.

Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."

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shavonda

Baker's girlfriend. A big black lady with a masculine voice.

Hi, this is Shavonda, is Baker available?

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chase the dragon

Used by Steely Dan in the song "Time out of mind"

"Tonight when I chase the dragon the water may change to cherry wine. And the silver will turn to gold, time out of mind."

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Fweebkle

3 definitions found

1. To fuck; to have sex with; to make love to; to scrump

2. Anything illegal

3. A vegetable found in Austrailia

Hey, I just found a fweeblke growing in the pine bushes over yonder.

Yeah, he is so hot. I'd fweebkle him in a second

Dude, you guy's wanna go do some fweebkle at the old lady's house. We can go through the cellar door and fweeblke in the basement.