Jewel

Most talented singer, songwriter, poet, guitar player, artist, inspirational person ever to live.

Jewel is amazing at anything she does.

363👍 259👎

acid

When a rapper is so ill that when he rhymes everything around him melts down

i spit acid yesterday and my table melted

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Gonorherphasyphalaids

A fictional sexually transmitted disease usually used in a comical way. It's a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, and aids

You slept with that whore?? she's gonna give you Gonorherphasyphalaids! lol.

5👍 2👎

whip cream

when a person has cum all over their face and they go to wipe it off but miss the cum thats right under their nose leaving a cum mustache.

Tommy was sucking my cock(haha) and I gave him some whip cream.

40👍 85👎

sust

Filth

Why must we live in sust?
Clean up that nasty sust!

18👍 14👎

Nati

Natural Light Beer

All I could afford was was a sixer of Nati.

53👍 44👎

turdcutter

a really good looking ass; gender not spcific

damn,that's a nice turdcutter on that chick!!

12👍 54👎