MG

"Mall-Goth"

This spins off the word "goth" (as in the fake Goth not the true Barbarian Goth). These are the poser ones who always shop at Hot Topic (thus the name "mall") and think they are "weird" or "different" because they dress in black and listen to blaring loud music.

It is very easy to spot these people. Look for the fresh new colors of black that appear straight from the factory line...These same people also are also VERY immature and childish...An example of their typical attitude revolves around saying the obvious and talking (never trying) suicide....They also cut themselves a lot claiming that it "feels good"...Even the most fucked up person knows when something hurts, and a blade is no exception. All forms of self-mutilation are simply for attention.

"Look at the MG's in Hot Topic"

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skidaddle

slang. command

To move away from; to beat it or get lost.

Boy: Excuse me Mr. can I have a quarter.
Man: No, beat it kid.
Boy: Pleeeeease.
Man: I said skidaddle.

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cock

1. a male rooster
2. the male brain
3. a one eyed snake

1. last night i was watching the cocks fight.
2. Dude shes fucking hot. Go tell her. "Hey baby, your hot. Wanna fuck?" SLAP
3. Becky OMG last night shawn put his cock in my mouth and it spit all over my face!

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draft

Tool implemented by governments so that citizens of countries are forced to put their lives on the line fighting wars over values and ideas that do not necessarily reflect their own. From what I understand this is usually done randomly through a lottery system!

1. Since we don't have enough people enlisting in the armed forces we will now reinstate the draft and force you to die for this country. Ain't freedom great?

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sphygmic

pertaining to the pulse

Because he had evolved, Jack could see the color that Jill's sphygmic energy omitted.

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shard

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR
1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON
2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived
3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

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crotch crickets

crabs, pubic lice

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