The Cadillac of all sandwiches

See Philly cheese-steak

-I'll take a Philly cheese-steak, please.
-Ah, yes....the Cadillac of all sandwiches. That'll be $5.38

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Crank Yankers

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.

My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'

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The Religion Nazi

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.

News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.

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fake booby

A fashion accesory commonly seen on barbie girls, most blond pop artists and hookers. Usually made from bags of sillicone or saline solution and bought/used/owned in pairs.

Did you ever notice that most of those pop artists, especially the blond ones, have fake boobies?

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Jolteon

A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...

Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!

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brainless sheep drone

Some poor fool who thinks the only way to become cool is to seek out something/someone remotely cool (usually lame or tasteless, though)and imitate it/them, be it dressing in piece of crap clothes, listening to some rapper who probably dropped out of high school or corny country singer, speaking in idiotic slang. Their efforts are usually futile and they end up being lamer than ever.

If you want to see brainless sheep drones in their natural habitat, go to TTHS. I guarantee you'll see at least 3 before you've been there one hour, or I'll personally pay for you to find a school with even more of them!

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Fire Type Pokemon

Pokemon using fire-based attacks. They are strong against Steel, Grass, Ice, and Bug type Pokemon and weak against Water, Rock, and Ground type Pokemon.

Flareon
Vulpix
Charmander
Cindaquil

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