pec dudes

Muscular dudes with big pecs, like bodybuilders or male models.

Most male college athletes are pec dudes. I can't wait to see some pecs.

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splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

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shotgun

When you sneeze so hard the snot exits your nose through both nostrils, hence the name.

I hate having allergies and a cold at the same time; I tend to do a lot of shotguns then.

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ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

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random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.

My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."

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diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.

Susie has diarrhea of the mouth.

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kids these days

Phrase uttered by parents and some teenagers who grew up in the late 80s-early 90s when a Spoiled Brat starts to do what he or she does best.

Spoiled Brat- I don't wanna go home! I want to go to Burger King! *proceeds to throw a huge tantrum*
Brat's Mom- Now, sweetie, you know we can't go to Burger King; we're on a budget....
Spoiled Brat- SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I WANT BURGER KING!!!!! *continues to whine and cry and kicks down a display* GIMME BURGER KING!!!!!!
Me- Kids these days....what little brats.

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