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Cubs Fan: "Hey do you want to go to Wrigley Field?"
White Sox Fan: "Uh, no thanx. What, do I look like a fag? I'm going to US Cellular Field today; a real baseball field with a real team where real baseball fans go to actually watch the game."
Cubs Fan: "My team's park is cooler."
White Sox Fan: "My team has a World Series title in the last 100 years."
Cubs Fan: "....."
White Sox Fan: "Exactly."
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