Smugglenental

A special edition Lincoln Continental Executive Edition with a extremely spacious trunk made for smuggling things such as a load of coke or a friend who wants to skip school.

The only surfire way to never get busted for smuggling is by getting a Smugglenental.

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

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Sin City

term referring to Las Vegas, Nevada; also a damn fine song by AC/DC.

Atlantic City sucks, we're going to Sin Cioty for the weekend.

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rice rocket

Signs of a rice rocket:
1) Came with a 4 banger
2) Now "tricked" out
3) Uses laughing gas to go faster, which is ironic seeing as how the whole idea is a joke
4) Gay writing on the windshield. This is usually the drivers' name in Olde English (just in case they forgot their name during the run) or the brand of car they run (just in case you couldn't tell under all the body kits and stickers)
5) Gets smoked on the quarter-mile by an 80-year old Jewish woman driving a Continental.

Fast and the Furious was a good movie until I realized, to my horror, that I paid money to watch it.

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Hulkamaniac

group who follows Hulk Hogan; usually 30 year olds who still remember when they were 10 and loved Hulk Hogan.

Hulkamaniacs should realize that now that Hulk has laid off the juice he has deflated, which only accentuates his man-boobs.

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American Dream

the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature

"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin

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K2

second-highest mountain on Earth; named in the 19th century by unimaginative British cartographers.

I've got nothin'.

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