derp

word uttered by morons after they do something incredibly dumb, which will be often seeing as how they're morons.

Watch me hit myself with this running chainsaw.(Cuts his arm off). Owie, that hurt! DERP!

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altamont

town and raceway made infamous by the 1969 free concert by the Rolling Stones, WHO HIRED THE HELL'S ANGELS TO PROVIDE SECURITY. Needless to say, shit got frantic and a kid died.

Smooth move dumbass. Tip 1 when planning a concert: DON'T HIRE BIKERS WHO WANT TO GANGRAPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU BLEED TO DEATH FROM STAB WOUNDS AS SECURITY GAURDS.

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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

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aol

a haven for newbies whose vocabulary weapon of choice is lol!!!!11 and pedophiles. Hates cable modems with a passion because they see their phone bill kickbacks going down the drain.

Child molestors and kiddie porn collectors use AOL 'cause they don't know any better.

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NHL 94

The best sports game ever. No fancy graphics. No button combinations. Just goalies that will disrespect you until you do "The Move".

NHL 94 and the Sonic games up to Sonic and Knuckles are the sole reason to still own a Genesis.

94👍 12👎

Madagascar

an island nation in Africa whose only useful contributions to the planet are lemur monkeys and Freddy Mercury.

Hello and welcomne to the Lemur Terminal of Freddy Mercury International Airport.

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hal

short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.

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