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A futuristic weapon with nearly limitless ammunition. It uses electro-magnetism to accelerate a mass, which can tear through several layers of armor. The recoil from one of these is higher than most other rifles.
The batallion of soldiers equipped with impact rifles made swiss cheese of that line of tanks.
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
Once both members of the debate became angry enough, the eventual comparison to Nazis came into play.
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A fault line that spans a length of roughly eight hundred miles through California. The San Andreas fault marks a transform boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate. Massive earthquakes occur on this fault line.
Contrary to what ignorant kids think, San Andreas actually exists in the REAL world as a fault line.
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Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.
Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.
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Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.
You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?
Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.
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An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.
Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.
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The largest vessel ever created. This dreadnought was first designed during the infancy of the GTVA, by the Emperor Khonsu II. Its construction took over twenty years, ending with the unveiling of the twelve kilometer starship during a minor skirmish. The Colossus and its 10,000 member crew all perished while valiantly distracting the first Sathanas juggernaut.
Jump, Colossus.
We can't, we've been disabled.
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