planet smasher

Enormous interstellar warships designed for one purpose: destroying worlds. They must be escorted by literal fleets, for they lack their own strong defensive systems. The energy one planet smasher uses could run a system for several years.

Planet smashers are the ultimate weapon.

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Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.

You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?

Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.

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Law of Nazi Analogies

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.

Once both members of the debate became angry enough, the eventual comparison to Nazis came into play.

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AT-AT

Acronym for All Terrain Armored Transport.

AT-ATs are one of the most effective ground weapons ever created.

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Gunmen

An army of the future whose job it is to protect the frontier of spacefaring humanity. Have a strong Confederate look.

The Gunmen saved the system from upstart rebels.

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clockworks

Artificial soldiers created by the Nazi Empire in the 1990s. The name derives from the managerie of gears located at the joins of the clockworks. Look like rusty skeletons, with haunting, emerald green eyes.

Thousands of clockworks stormed the Reichspalace in Berlin in order to overthrown the Fuhrer.

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Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.

Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.

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