Rural Dictionary

Fuck

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley fucks.
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is fucking beautifully.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Abso-fucking-lutlyÂ or In-fucking-credible.Â
And as almost every work in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realize, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as,
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

These are the lyrics from Adam Sander's song The Uses Of The Word Fuck.

by Shawn Underwood January 11, 2008

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Fag

"Fairway And Green" A Golf term meaning you got on the Green in 2 hits. Meaning your tee shot hit the fairway and your second shot from the fairway hit the green.

Golfer 1: Wow I got on the green in 2 hits!

Golfer 2: Thats caled a fag.

by Shawn Underwood January 7, 2007

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Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks are Bi Cherios.

Apple Jacks are not as fruity as Fruit Loops so there not gay but they are still fruity so they are Bi.

by Shawn Underwood January 8, 2007

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Mythbusters

A great show on the discovery channel hosted by two awsome hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman they go on doing expiriments on myths and busting them or proving them plausible or confirmed there is also 5 co hosts Kari Byron, Tory Belleci, Grant Imahara, Scotty Chapman, and Christine Chamberlain.

On Mythbusters they put myths to the test with science!

by Shawn Underwood January 5, 2007

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