Shawn Disease

Shawn disease is a special type of disease where your mental state is not stable. Common symptoms of Shawn disease are massive weight gain 20 pounds a day for 2 weeks straight is most common, serious signs of depression, size decrease 95 percent of what you used to be, trouble running,jumping,hopping,walking or any type of movement, felling horny all the time, feeling the need to watch kid porno, and more. Shawn disease is Only found in men and sometimes shemales. Talk to your doctor if you have any of these symptoms today.

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Shurkey

A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.

hey Squirty, you see this mf shurkey i got. It ought to be a new world record!