shit-ton

Shit-ton (shit ton), while it sounds like a measure of weight, is actually a measure of area. The area is determined by the volume that one long ton (2240 lbs.) of sand occupies (approx. 22.46 cu/ft). Therefore this volume of something like....graphene aerogel, the lightest material known, a shit ton would only weigh 0.2243 lbs (about 1/3rd of a can of Coke). Comparing this to osmium, the heaviest known material, which weights in at a whopping 31,488.92 lbs per shit ton! A shit ton of human waste (poop) would actually only come in at about 1680.247 lbs, about 75% the weight of a long ton.

The shit-ton of graphene aerogel was substantially easier to move than the shit ton of osmium.

'tassium

Something that sounds dangerous, but may not actually be.

So many things that are actually dangerous end in "ium". Uran"ium", pluton"ium", stront:ium", etc. Then there are things that sound dangerous only because they end with that same "ium", like magnes"ium" and potass"ium".

A person that is 'tassium is pretending to be dangerous but really isn't, or might create danger for others or themselves accidentally.

For example, a wannabe gangsta brandishing a starter's pistol is 'tassium...until someone pulls out a real gun and shoots them dead!

Masher

A person that either by hand or with an appropriate kitchen tool, applies pressure to a cooked vegetable, breaking down semi-solid structures and recreating texture, typically with the addition of spices, fat, and other liquid/semiliquid items (milk, sour cream, salt, dried onion, dried garlic, cillantro, black/white pepper, cheese, scallions, bacon, etc.).

The person in the kitchen that turns those starchy white spuds into a thing of beauty.

Bens potatoes are a culinary thing of beauty because he's a real master masher!