premeditated fuckery

The planned orchestration of foolishness and other behavior that is deceptive, illogical, or makes no sense, at all. Plotting, finessing, and schemining fuckery.

He tried to get me to go along with his premeditated fuckery, but he was just trying to finesse me out of some money

bill cosbeyed

The act of getting your partner intoxicated to the point where he or she no longer has his or her good senses and is more likely to agree to things that he or she would typically oppose to in a sober mind.

I didn't really want to do anal last night, but then that nigga gave me like four glasses of moscato. Three shots of Patron, two Bud Light Limearitas, and a blunt later and I was tootin' it up! That nigga Bill Cosbeyed me .