Michael

Secret snap chat best friend. Most likely your best friends brother & she is jealous when y'all dont pay attention to her. When he knows you're coming over to her house he purposely washes her dishes without a shirt on. Leaves phone chargers at your home & doesnt bring back your tape or scissors when borrowed.

Can I borrow your jacket?
Sure but dont Michael it.

Hey, that guy is half naked, so unusual when he's welding, isnt he worried?
Nah, he's just pulling a Michael because he knows the neighbor lady will be driving by soon.