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Michael

No one likes Michaels. They don't care about whats around them and what it doesn't benefit them they don't listen. They have a tendency to have a small penis and be bad in bed. They are not confident about their body due to the small extension they have between legs. The company durex created the XXXS size for condoms so that Michaels don't have to die virgins. If you see a Michael say hello and punch him in the balls, he won't feel a thing.

Rebeca: He is hot
Haven: He is a Michael
Rebeca: Fuck small dick...

by SheWasOnlyXI November 22, 2017

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