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January. In this month you can throw literally anyone, short or tall, young or old, bog or small, with zero moral, emotional or legal consequences.
Its Throw people month, time to Chuck that fool out the window.
A phrase used to get out of a sticky situation, such as a chokehold or pin, by making the perpetrator uncomfortable.
A murder was choking me to death so I said "Harder, daddy" and he let go.
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National deepthroat a banana day
My friend deepthroated a banana on November 15 so now it's National deepthroat a banana day.
the art of folding paper into a specific shape
i think that's oregano
naw bro an orgasm is a living thing
bro thats an origami
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Girl: omg Timothee Chalamet is soooo cute!!
Bystander: no what the fuck I have seen women more masculine than him.
March 10
This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G
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A sickness resulting in one's testicles growing on one's chin
Peter Griffin developed Balchinitus at an early age