Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

Butthole mumbo jumbo

It’s the term used to describe the stuff that stupid people say.

Bre keeps talking about how you can cook with the cheesy stuff that she gets in her hoo haa and I can’t handle anymore of her butthole mumbo jumbo.