pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.

After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.

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swammy

You say this to someone when they do something incredibly uncool. It can also be said when someone gets in your face and they have bad breath.

"Dude, my mom fixed me meatloaf last night!"
"Swammy!"

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skank alert

Something you say when you and your friends notice several skanky people approaching you.

"Uh Oh, there's those chicks that smoke cigarettes in the bathroom. Skank alert!"

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dicklick

Basically a term for someone who sucks. A loser.

You're such a dicklick.

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shaggy96

What you call someone who screws everything up- like calling a 69 a 96.

Oh man she just pulled a total shaggy96.

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pop culture victim

Someone who is obsessed with pop culture. They obsessively watch MTV, check out the billboard charts, and read the magazines you buy in grocery stores.

"I just got the same purse Britney Spears was carrying at the MTV VMA's!"

"You are such a pop culture victim."

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bump

Substitution for the "f" word.

"Oh man bump that club. It's lame."

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