Abercrombie

the coolest store ever: it sells clothes that make you feel and look hotter than the people around you. also they sell jeans that feel like you have owned thwm forever and who dosen't like to feel comfy? it makes boys stare and girls glare.any one who hates it either can't afford it or is simply "too cool" for it.

boy to friend: wow she looks hotter than my girlfriend in that skirt! i want her! she must be wearing Abercrombie!
girl to friend: uh! what a whore
girl to self: i have to get that skirt!!

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