need

A want disguised as a need

I "need" those cookies over there.

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Dead-Inside Syndrome

A rare, sometimes soul-destroying condition caused by one or two of the following:
Professor
School
Thumb Wounds

I have "Dead-Inside Syndrome" because Professor looked at me.

Scritchin

Amazing, cool, awesome. This word can be whatever you want it to be. It's like the word "Smurf": It can be used in any context, anywhere, anyhow.

L. A.: "Dude, that's totally scritchin!"
Mme. M.: "Scritch to the max!"