sassafrass

When naming people in a ménage à trois, you have two alliteration options: D's or S's; the S options being smartass, shithead, and sassafrass. The sassafrass is the dramatic, sassy one who likes to bitch about everything. The only language this person speaks is sarcasm. They love to make everything the biggest deal possible and often scream for no reason. This person is the living embodiment of the drama queen in a movie. If you think this person is you, it probably is.

Wow, Carter is such a sassafrass

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Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

zaddy

Daddy but the better version because it has a Z that adds zing and snappiness to it.

Rachel, you're MY zaddy.
Jovana is Rachel's zaddy.

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