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Climb A Banjo

When your band mate gets on your nerves and you tell him to knock it off.

Go climb a banjo.

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017


Banjo Pranks

When you prank someone in that Huckleberry Fin Tom Sawyer kind of way.

I would have had a great time in the country if it wasn't for all of those banjo pranks! Damn squirrels think they're so funny!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017


Half the Fat of Fat

When something is high in fat, it's half the fat of fat.

No margarine for me, please! It's half the fat of fat!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017