blumpie

Combining two enjoyable past times. Taking a crap in the shitter while your loved one (read skanky hobag here) sucks down some baby batter.

Whew! I never thought a blumpie could be so satisfying for you honey. Next time I'll eat corn!

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Hipster Dibs

Claiming to know about something or someone "before it was cool" and before everyone else, making it "yours" or "your thing"

A)"Wow, I love this new band Imagine Dragons!"
"Hipster Dibs bro, I've been listening to them since before their album came out in 2012"

B)"I totally started wearing Chacos my sophomore year before everyone else "
"Nahh, hipster dibs. I got my first pair in seventh grade"

rascala

someone who causes a lot of trouble or might have may girls on the go at a time

that Dwain he`s a proper Rascala

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grapesmuggler

when a guy places his whole penis and ballsack in a girls mouth, she becomes a grapesmuggler

what a freakin grapesmuggler. Ive never seen anyone else that can take the whole sausage and meatballs

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the right turn

When you're fucking a girl doggystyle and then ... ooops ... suddenly strangle her with a garden hose.

Whoa. I mean we were having great sex and then, wham! Outa nowhere came a right turn.

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short yellow bus

your transportation to school, fuck stick.

After I got off the short yellow bus I remembered to clip my mittens to my sweater.

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throw up

Spit your rhymes to a beat

Mr. Eon can throw up on the Mic

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