raphe

Similar to chode and taint. The raphe is the Samsonian destination between the nuts and schlong that provide men with all of their supreme macaroni boiling powers.

I let her lick my raphe after she gave me a nice blumpie.

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letting the hen outta the coop

Utilizing the tantalizing powers of hennessey to make the things you say more interesting, make women appear more attractive and make yourself virtually invincible to criticism.

Downside of letting the hen outta the coop is the propensity to remove one's pants and wear them as a hat.

As soon as I let the hen outta the coop I was the coolest guy in the room.

Dude ... whatever ... you passed out.

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insta punk kit

A "joke" site that shoots to hell everything it is to be "punk."

Avril uses the insta punk kit as her source of info on the punk scene.

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