The wisdom of schlong

The inability to operates ones brain and penis at the same time.

She was far too fit to use a condom.

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Pleen

The side of the end of a hammer which isn't the side of the end of a hammer which you use to hammer a nail in, but in fact the side of the end of a hammer which you would use to pull a nail out.

I've just extracted a nail using my hammer's pleen.

He had just nailed his girlfriend's best friend - and there was no Pleen which could undo the work of that hammer (see shade).

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Piddy Fiddler

Hybrid: equity derivatives trader and child abuser. kiddy fiddler

How could you have lost so much money you piddy fiddling donkey raping shit eater

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beckett proposal

Inappropriate propositions of group sex with a midget/team of midgets.

Failure to get the get the bill passed on the first three occasions left robert with no option but to envoke the beckett proposal.

"Twins had always intrigued me"
Thought Emma, but she had never expected to hear herself excepting the Beckett Proposal. See Spit Roast

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tint

A girlthat you should have shagged but didn't. shade

Stella was a tint of ben

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Holdernism

An undeliberate mal a prop.

Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.

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shade

Someone you shagged but should not have. see tint

Bryony was a shade of robert.

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