shartcut

The most efficient and direct route to the nearest toilet traversable while maintaining full anal clench.

Unfortunately Michael's shartcut necessitated shoving elderly and children to the floor and pushing a wheelchair out of the overcrowded elevator, as stairs would have broken the seal.

free willy

Actually urinating, but hands free at a urinal. Specifically to rip key bumps with your other two hands, semi-discretely.

This is an advanced maneuver, for seasoned pros. Those who have sleight of hand, situational awareness, and lack of both patience and fucks to give.

Dude, there was a big line for the stall, I just went for it, free willy style, smooth as butter. Didn't want to miss the next set.